Presented by Twin Alchemy Collective
The Society for Hard Determinists invites you to become its newest member. Allow us to unburden you from the yoke of choice. Come discover how much freedom there is in having no free will. We’ll show you how to destroy your ego, and unlock your maximum potential. We think you’ll really enjoy the journey we’re about to take you on!
Please note the following:
* Pledge classes are limited to 22 people per ceremony, so it is highly recommended that you pay your $15 membership dues in advance in order to secure your spot.
* If you require the assistance of eyeglasses, we highly recommend that you wear contacts if you have them for your comfort. If you don't need the aid of eyeglasses, don't wear them. If you do, wear them.
* This transformational journey involves a lot of standing, sitting, and minimal crawling.
*Initiations start promptly at 8pm. Doors will close firmly at 8:05pm, and any late arrivals will not be admitted or refunded.
* For your comfort and safety we recommend not wearing heels or skirts. The Society for Hard Determinists isn't gender normative, anyway.
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Real testimonials from real people just like you! :
“They accept me. All of me. Because that’s all I can ever be.” -Jim*
“I never knew that I could be so productive with only three hours of sleep and four meals a week! My toxic lifestyle was blocking me from reaching my maximum potential!” -Camille*
“The Society is my true family. My biological family will never love or understand me the way my brothers and sisters in the society do.” -Sarah*
“Now I understand everything.” -Kris*
*Names have been changed to protect our members’ identities